Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Shiksa! Advantages And Disadvantages

Luke Ford writes:

Rabbi Rabbs and I discuss the mortal peril to the Jewish soul presented by the comely shiksa and how to most effectively overcome this temptation. We will discuss the wiles of the shiksa and her various methods for seducing the Torah male and stealing his vital bodily fluids.

At no time in history has it been of more importance that the Torah man hold on to his life force and not spread it around willy nilly among the daughters of Lillith.

Please be on the look out for any women who look like this and when they ask you for the time, do not answer them.

This week’s Torah portion is Noach.



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