Thursday, July 21, 2011

Scenes From An UnOrthodox Dating Life

Luke Ford writes: I met this bird at a Shabbat dinner at a nice Orthodox home in my neighborhood.

At the time, I was a bit socially retarded during the week. So when I got an invite for Shabbos, I was a bit over the top.

So I’m sitting there at dinner and I’m introduced to Sammy*. And a while later, not wanting to seem too eager, I say to her, “What high school do you go to?”

She looked 28, but a young 28. She looked prim and proper and modest. I love brunettes like that. Particularly when they’re a raging tiger behind closed doors.

(She later asked me, “Did you really think I was in high school?” No, I admitted. She said, “Men lie!”)

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